But don't panic, he's taking a familiar sidekick with him. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender? Let's hope so, because Moe's leaving to do his own sitcom. Troy McClure: Oh, hi! Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Chief Wiggum: Start eating! Ralph: I didn't mean it that way. Principal Skinner: Better start eating, kid. Ralph: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Principal Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Big Daddy: You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! Principal Skinner: Oh yeah? That makes two of us. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting. Chief Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: The arrest of you, by me. Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.īig Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief. Big Daddy: The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. Ralph: Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy. You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of 6 and 10, thinning hair? something.Ĭhief Wiggum: Well, if it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans? Bart: Mardi Gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges! Lisa: Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop! Chief Wiggum: Well golly, I'd love to chat but my son's been kidnapped. Though if I remember correctly they occasionally a function called Marty's. ![]() Are there any parties today, Skinner? Principal Skinner: Eh. If you ever want to see that boy again, I suggest you leave town today, hear? Chief Wiggum: Sounds like there was some kind of party going on in the background. Chief Wiggum: Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy? Big Daddy: Ah, the boy is fine.so far. ![]() Big Daddy: Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy. right now!Ĭhief Wiggum: Who is this? Principal Skinner: It's me, chief. And this time, it's personal.Īnnouncer: "Chief Wiggum, P. Chief Wiggum: Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy. Principal Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card-it's right here inside the skull. Chief Wiggum: "Big Daddy", eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P. a criminal by the name of "Big Daddy" runs this town. Although according to an article I read in "Parade" magazine. What's the word on the streets? Principal Skinner: Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years. Chief Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window. Chief Wiggum: Is that right? Maybe they'll change their minds once I arrest them for throwing skulls all over my floor. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types. Principal Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. Chief Wiggum: You wear 'em until you learn, son. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. ![]() It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls. Swampy.Ĭhief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. Good luck, Wiggum! Ĭhief Wiggum: Ah, New Orleans. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. That's a pretty daunting task-and the producers weren't up to it. Troy McClure: 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix." I'm here at the Museum of TV and Television with a real treat for "Simpsons" fans because tonight we present, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase!" Troy McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
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